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Give a friend a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to use the Internet, (specially facebook) and he won't bother you for weeks!

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Ram  : Meet my wife, Rita.
Hari : Oh! I know her.
Ram  : How?
Hari : We were caught sleeping together.
Ram  : What the hell?
Hari : During lecture in maths class.

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All Husbands are like Bluetooth....

Always connected when wife is around...
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices..and try to connect.... 

So, Ladies!!!

Please create a password!!!!

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Brilliant answers by the student who got 0%?

I) In which battle did King Birendra die?
Answer: In his last battle!

II)Where was the declaration of independence signed?

Answer:-At the bottom of the page.

III)What's the main reason 4 divorce?
Answer:-Marriage.

IV) Seti river flows in which stage?
Answer:-Liquid stage.

V)when was Gautam Buddha born?
Answer:-On his birthday.

VI) How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
Answer:-By preparing mango shake.!!

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Me without you and your Love would be
Like Facebook without Friends,
YouTube Without Videos
And
Google with No Results..
Keep visiting: www.wesuggestyou.blogspot.com

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After death people went to heaven. Some of them wanted to contact with their family who are in their native country. An American went to PCO and telephoned his relatives and paid $10 per call. An Indian paid 100 rupees. A Bangladeshi paid 50 Taka (by net phone) and at last one of the Nepalese went to PCO and asked how much for the calling to Nepal?
The PCO owner replied: Rs. 2/- only.
Nepali man: Only Rs. 2/-?! How cheap!!!
The PCO owner: Local call sir! Because… Nepal is another piece of heaven.

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"I am in problem, I need some money, Please borrow me some money, just $500, please. I know, you have a lot of money, please.. help me... I will return it soon.... " Sardar was saying to ATM machine.